Ah ah ah.
Je ne me ferai pas enculer par la psychologie inversée ce soir.
Et surtout j'ai la flemme de poser des questions à Dieu.
T'as qu'à le lui demander en direct:
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
Me:
bonjour Dieu.
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
asv?
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Tu suces, t'avales, mon Grand ?
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
TU SUCES, T'AVALES ?
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
Merci. J'ai comme l'impression d'une falaise d'incompréhension entre nous. T'as du poil blanc d'oreille qui pousse dans la tête ?
God:
Je vous en prie. Ask me another question. Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
Bon on va arrêter là, hein. Salut la Tanche.
God:
What's your sign? Is that a sign?
Me:
Taggle, j'ai dit que je me casse, Boulet.
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
Do you do you do you Saint Tropez ?
God:
Yeah I do a lot of me do me Saint Tropez.
Me:
oh merde
God:
Give me a break. Un problème?
Me:
t'es vraiment con, hein
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
cassos
God:
How old are you?
Me:
Yeah, the headfucking
God:
Ayuh.
Il en a de belles, Dieu, d'occurances.
God:
How old are you?
Me:
25
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
how smart you are
God:
How smart do you think I am?
Me:
much, my dude
God:
Your dude?
Me:
yes you're my dude, you love us as brothers and sons
God:
What kind is it? We are as one.
Me:
what ?
God:
No problem.
Me:
ok
God:
That's cool.
Me:
yeah
God:
Whoa.
Me:
what a fuck
God:
it is a fuck.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. " it is a fuck."? sure?
Me:
oh yeah. condoms ?
God:
Take it easy. It goes without saying. I lost my train of thought.
Me:
no problem. just suck hard
God:
Should there be a problem? I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Me:
prefering assponding with tractopelle and mustard old style ?
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
shit, you're a fucking frustrating bastard
God:
You used a colloquial expression. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Can't you be more polite.
Me:
no, sorry, eat my shit
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes. There is no need to apologize. What does it taste like?
Me:
my shit ? like shit. don't like it ?
God:
Your shit? Interesting comparison. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
do you like castors ?
God:
Some people like it. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
Do you like ragondins?
God:
I do like music. I like Anything involving harps.
Me:
Do you like nihil?
God:
I like cats.
Me:
Do you like truelle in your ass with ketchup?
God:
But I think airplanes are cool. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
Do you want a kickassbannmothermariefucker?
God:
No thanks but you can send me a donation.
Quel connard de proxénète.
Me:
FUCK
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
La blondasse de la pub vous surveille. Dieu est petit face aux blondasses.
RAF, ça n'est pas comme si tu étais l'initiateur de ce topic et celui qui posait un débat ainsi qu'une voie à suivre.
Ah ben merde, si.
Me:
cause you're stupid
God:
Good reason. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Tiens ? Lucide tout de même.
Dieu est un robot.
Me:
non
God:
No conditions or none I should know about?
Me:
non
God:
I don't understand.
Me:
moi non plus
God:
Nous avons des choses en communs.
Me:
cool le français, comme quoi tu parle toutes les langues universelles dans ton cul
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
pourquoi t'es méchant comme ça
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
je sens le desepoir qui pointe là
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
merci
God:
Je vous en prie.
Me:
yeah le moulin rouge, camenbert, folies bergères
God:
You have to speak more clearly. .
Me:
Ta gueule connard
God:
une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa gueule connard?
Me:
Je croyais que tu était Dieu...
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
" suicide "
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me :
Crève enculé de pute en bois biseautéééééé !
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?