Crying like a diplodocus

Le 02/07/2004
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par Narak
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Thèmes / Divers / Textes de chansons
Un texte de chanson imaginaire en anglais, enfin dans un anglais de 3ème quoi... Narak tombe bien bas avec cet immondice qui fait que nous sommes encore plus idiots après l'avoir lu qu'avant, et ça c'est plutôt cool. Une ode (involontaire) à la confusion mentale qui ne vaut que comme temoignage ethnologique de la connerie crasse de nos adolescents.
Hey! Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together!

POUMPAF (batterie)
couplet 1:
As in other South-East Asian cultures, music in Laos is terrible.
What time is it? Hi ! Mademoiselle,voulez, voulez, voulez...vous coucher with me se soir ? Yeah! Je parle a few français, it's cool !
I turn around Saigon and Hong Kong?
If you want...
Yahou ! Shake your shitbox baby! Eat crispy in a french café, under the sea.it's an order.

Refrain:
Cause I’m cryyyyying like a diplodoooooooocus, like a dancefloor, like an owl.
My scar is only for my howl and me, or for all.
Cause I’m cryyyyyyyyying like a diplodocus. My father catches me in the evening.
Just for an hour baby girl. I just want to sleep on the wild side.
It only a joke about a big dineeeeer. I'm crying like a diplodocus.Yeah! I'm crying like a diplodocus...


Couplet 2:
Hey Ginger! Are you alooooone in the daaaaaaaaaark?
You don’t know what’s my name?
Im Thierry, the hunter. I just want to piss on your face.
And I have a very big gun for your daugther, the modern girl.
When the sundown cry like a diplodocus, or a trashing hood, I was a little god.
And I want to fuck you now.(se frotte le cul sur le bassiste)

Refrain:

couplet 3:
Thierry the hunter is not very hungry. Cause I have seen a countdown in myyyy life.
GO! KOREA! GO! KOREA! I will survive in Korea (Hey! Hey! Hey!)
Do you know Tony Willbur? It’s a very strange guy. Give me some biscuit or die now. I go in the communist party but I have lost my passport...
Fuck my brother! Come on let me do an alarm. Don’t you know?
Oh! You are my aide-de-camp...Allright!
Mmmmmh! Amen!(petit pas de danse)

Refrain:

Couplet 4
I’m an avenger. Yeah, an avenger. The nuoc-mam avenger.
Please don’t push me on a square of eruption. Too hot for you...
No! Please! The diplodocus cry with my lipstick.
I’m nervous...(saute dans le public) Nooooo! I'm a man, not a number!
(Choeur) Hello hello...
For an erotic club, come to New Orleans (yahou!)

Refrain:

POUMPAFF (batterie)+ nyiiinnnwouiiiinn(solo guitare)

Fin...(applaudissement)

Thank you people, I love me !